Thursday 29 November 2007

Allah Ak-BEAR: Bears are the children of God

Allah Ak-BEAR

Well it seems that Teddy Bears are beginning to lead the world in the struggle to bring world peace. I would encourage all Teddy Bears to pray and fast for the release of Gillian Gibbons. She is a simple and kind women who was used by Allah to give me a platform for my mission to the World.

Allah has chosen to use the naviety of one simple woman and the jealously and hate of religious men to demonstrate the need of all people to embrace the life of the Teddy Bear.

Teddy Bears are the most natural and obedient of Allah's children, while the Prophet (pbuh)had to instruct men not to shave their beards, and women to dress modestly...BEARS have always covered their whole bodies with hair. Bears do not drink alcohol or use narcotics, bears fast for several months a year and do not constantly break their fast with Itfar meals.

It should be no surprise that Allah should choose to raise up a bear called Muhammed to call his people back to the teaching of the Prophet (pbuh)

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