Friday 30 November 2007

As-Salaam wa allaykum

It pains me that I should have become an excuse for the ignorant and intolerant to humiliate the brotherhood and the teaching of the Prophet (PBUH).

Islam is a religion of peace and tolerance, and when people reject the will of Allah their rebellion bring hatred and sin into this world. I would ask my Muslim brother how is it possible that I should be called Muhammad if Allah did not have a reason and purpose for it?

Why can you consider it Allah's will for you to call your sons Muhammad and that somehow Allah can not will for a Bear to be called Muhammad?

Do you dare to say to Allah what he may and may not permit?

Gillian in her ignorance and naivety was used by Allah to achieve something that only a Non-Muslim would now do... I wonder how many times Allah spoke to someone among the Ummat-e-wasat and said, "Call that teddy bear: Muhammed" and yet no one in the brotherhood was willing or had the strength to call their teddy bear Muhammed. Allah could find no one among the Ummat-e-wasat who would heed his call to have a teddy bear called Muhammad, instead Allah had to turn a simple Christian woman who in her ignorance could be used. It is important to note that Allah did not let her assign the Prophet's (PBUH) name to the bear, but Allah used Muslim children to do this.

Such is the Mercy of Allah and the strength of his will that when the Ummat-e-wasat will not heed his call he will have faithful Muslim children perform his will.

[18.Surah Al-Kahf : Ayahs 45-46]
And set forth to them parable of the life of this world: like water which We send down from the cloud so the herbage of the earth becomes tangled on account of it, then it becomes dry broken into pieces which the winds scatter; and Allah is the holder of power over all things. Wealth and children are an adornment of the life of this world; and the ever-abiding, the good works, are better with your Lord in r eward and better in expectation.

Thursday 29 November 2007

Allah Ak-BEAR: Bears are the children of God

Allah Ak-BEAR

Well it seems that Teddy Bears are beginning to lead the world in the struggle to bring world peace. I would encourage all Teddy Bears to pray and fast for the release of Gillian Gibbons. She is a simple and kind women who was used by Allah to give me a platform for my mission to the World.

Allah has chosen to use the naviety of one simple woman and the jealously and hate of religious men to demonstrate the need of all people to embrace the life of the Teddy Bear.

Teddy Bears are the most natural and obedient of Allah's children, while the Prophet (pbuh)had to instruct men not to shave their beards, and women to dress modestly...BEARS have always covered their whole bodies with hair. Bears do not drink alcohol or use narcotics, bears fast for several months a year and do not constantly break their fast with Itfar meals.

It should be no surprise that Allah should choose to raise up a bear called Muhammed to call his people back to the teaching of the Prophet (pbuh)

Allah Akbar... God is Great


I can't believe it no sooner does Papal Ted call me than I get a message from Rabbi Ted offering to host our meeting in Jerusalem.

What is it about Teddy Bears that lets us cut through all of the hostility and mistrust straight to the real issue: the need to acknowledge our equality before Allah and that all men and teddy bears are equally loved by Allah.

As it says in the Holy Koran:

The Descent of the Holy Koran [17:105-110]

With the truth We have sent it down, and with the truth it has come down; and We have sent thee not, except good tidings to bear, and warning; and a Koran We have divided, for thee to recite it to mankind at intervals, and We have sent it down successively. Say: 'Believe in it, or believe not; those who were given the knowledge before it when it is recited to them, fall down upon their faces prostrating, and say, "Glory be to our Lord! Our Lord's promise is performed." And they fall down upon their faces weeping; and it increases them in humility.' Say: 'Call upon God, or call upon the Merciful; whichever you call upon, to Him belong the Names Most Beautiful.' And be thou not loud in thy prayer, nor hushed therein, but seek thou for a way between that.

Rather than living in our ignorance and hate why not respond the the call of the Prophet (pbuh) and give glory to God. Can you understand now why Allah has chosen me to "BEAR" witness to the truth of the Prophet (pbuh)

Let us join with the Christians and the Jews and pray, where we as Teddy Bears have shown the way you as men can follow, just submit yourselves to Allah and hear the words of the Prophet (pbuh)

Ecumenical Bears


Since starting my mission of tolerance and peace I have discovered that other Teddy Bears are also thinking the same way. It is possible that Allah has chosen us as his medium for reconciliation between the Faiths.

Papal Ted has already suggested that we meet in Jerusalem to pray for peace and I think that this might just be Allah's way of bypassing the insecurities of men and giving us all a chance for peace.

Pray for us.

Trying read the Koran without the word: BEAR

I mean just try reading the Koran without saying the word: "BEAR". The Koran is full of "BEAR" this and "BEAR" that...

I think that my advent as Muhammad the Bear has not come a moment too soon, I understand now that I have been given a mission to bring tolerance and understanding to all of my Muslim brothers regardless of race, colour, or species...

It is what the Prophet (pbuh) would have wanted.

Bears in Islam

Now have you ever wondered why eating Bear meat is Haram?

Might it be because Prophet (pbuh) didn't want my fellow muslims eating bears because one day the prophet knew (pbuh) that I would arrive on this earth with a special mission.

I BEAR witness....

The thing I find hard about being rejected as a Muslim Bear is that the confession of faith in Islam actually starts...

ash hadu al laa ilaaha ilallaahu wa ash hadu anna Muhammadur rasool Allah.

I bear witness there is no god but Allah, and I bear witness that Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah

So what is all the fuss about me being called Muhammed, I certainly don't have a problem about millions of people "bearing" about.... Sauce Goose and Gander suddenly spring to mind...

UK teacher jailed over teddy row

UK teacher jailed over teddy row

I just don't understand I am just a Teddy... if little boys can be called Muhammed why can't teddy bears?

I just feel so rejected and a complete outcast...

Maybe someday Allah will find compassion for a small teddy bear... enshallah !

Maybe I could find acceptance through martyrdom? Maybe if I could go to Iraq and be used to hide explosives and be used as an IDE I could then enter paradise.

The idea of Allah having to find 70 vigin teddy bears cheers me up.

Allah Akbar...!